Celebrities Paparazzi, Upskirt, Cleavage, Scandal, Nipple Slip Pictures

Dewi Sandra Cleavage

2009-07-02T20:43:00.000+07:00

Rihanna Nude Private Photos

2009-05-10T17:06:00.001+07:00

Leaning On Tamara Bleszynski's Breast

2009-04-27T19:31:00.002+07:00

Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless Scene

2009-04-26T17:13:00.002+07:00

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Beautiful Girl Walking On Escalator

2009-04-26T17:05:00.003+07:00

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Laudya Chintya Bella Cleavage

2009-04-21T21:28:00.000+07:00

Nabila Syakieb and Her Lover

2009-04-21T21:27:00.001+07:00

Alice Norin Night Life

2009-04-11T16:03:00.001+07:00

Belly Button Indonesian Celebrity

2009-04-05T16:28:00.002+07:00

Lia Ananta Small Girl Big Breast

2009-04-05T16:19:00.001+07:00

Eliza Dushku Nude and Nippley for Dollhouse

2009-03-30T20:05:00.000+07:00

If these promo shots of Eliza Dushku's new series Dollhouse are any indication, this is goig to be one hell of a good show. Not that I really expect to see Eliza Dushku nude on TV, but wouldn't that be awesome!? I'd just as well settle for Eliza Dushku's nipples in wet tank tops, though, which seems more likely. Either way, I'll be tuning in for that series.

Marisa Miller Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

2009-03-29T18:45:00.001+07:00

Oh hello! The bikini is the greatest invention ever because of one fact: It doesn't actually work. So prone is the bikini to falling off, that you are pretty much guaranteed a nipple slip. And on that note, I give you these Marisa Miller nipple slip bikini pictures. Yeah, you heard me, Marisa Miller, nipple slip. The greatest words in the English language.

Madonna Nude Photo 1979 Up for Auction $10,000 - $15,000

2009-03-29T18:33:00.001+07:00

It's hard to believe, but once upon a time, Madonna was actually hot. Hairy, but hot. Ok, very hairy. The year was 1979, and these Madonna nude photos were taken when she was a model, before becoming the international Pop star, and scary looking old man we know today. Apparently, it was also before the invention of the razor. And now, the nude Madonna photo above, which leaves nothing to the imagination (except what's under that rug) will be auctioned off at Christie's Auction House for an expected $10,000 - $15,000. Now that's a lot of money for a hairy pussy... cat.

So if you want to see some Madonna nude photos, totally au naturale, here they are, including the photo up for auction. But be warned, that's a lot more hair than you're probably used to.

Marisa Miller Was Built for a Bikini

2009-03-29T18:02:00.001+07:00

You know, sometimes you just have to take a second and be thankful that Marisa Miller decided to become a model. And a bikini model at that. Think about it. She could have been a doctor, maybe, or a lawyer, possibly, or even President, probably... not. But whatever she might have been capable of, she chose to share her unique gifts with the world through the magical form of the bikini. And now we're sharing it with you. Yes we can!

Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures are Workin' It

2009-03-29T17:54:00.000+07:00

Well, what do you know, another celebrity in the Caribbean in a bikini. But Miranda Kerr isn't on vacation. No, she's hard at work doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret. Though, I can't see quite where the "hrad work" part comes in. Even getting dressed for work is super easy for Miranda. It's good work if you can get it though, and by the looks of these Miranda Kerr bikini pictures, she'll get lots more of it.

Casey Carlson is the Hottest American Idol Contestant Ever

2009-03-29T17:36:00.001+07:00

I don't watch American Idol. I think it's pretty much the worst thing ever on TV. However, I might have to start watching this year, because first there was some contestant called "Bikini Girl" who was insanely hot, and now there's this girl, Casey Carlson, who as you can see is probably one of the hottest girls ever. So, do I put up with Simon, Randy, and Paula, to catch a fleeting glimpse of these beautiful girls? No. That's what the Internet is for!

Lauren Budd is Hotter Than Your Girlfriend

2009-03-29T17:23:00.001+07:00

You don't know who Lauren Budd is, because, well, she's nobody. She is, however, proof that if you are funny and rich, you don't need to be good looking to score a girl this hot. Lauren is the girlfriend of Little Britain co-star/writer David Williams, and as you can plainly see, she is way hotter than any girl you will ever meet in our entire life. So if curing those pimples isn't working, and you're not making any progress at the gym, just work on that sense of humor, and keep playing the lottery, and maybe, one day, in a far off imaginary land, you can score a chick this hot, too.

Okay, so he's not that bad looking. Yeah, you're screwed.

Blake Lively Strikes a Pose

2009-03-29T17:12:00.001+07:00

Blake Lively is on the cover of Vogue this month, and is it just me, or is she more bland than ever? Sure she's pretty, and has an incredible body, but she's just so... so... boring. I don't know, maybe it's the fact that her character on Gossip Girl has become the most annoying thing on TV. Or maybe it's that every time I hear her voice I want to give myself a lobotomy, but there's just something about Blake Lively I just can't stand, and until we get to see Blake Lively naked, it's just not going to get any better.

AnnaLynne McCord is "Sexy" in GQ

2009-03-29T17:09:00.001+07:00

Now, by all established parameters on this site, I should be loving these AnnaLynne McCord pictures from the February issue of GQ, but for whatever reason, I really don't. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but that's mainly because I think the only thing she does eat are crackers, and I wouldn't want her eat nothing at all. Of course, if she made too many crumbs, we'd have to have a talk about that. Anyway, the point is, there's something fundamentally wrong with AnnaLynne McCord. Maybe it's that she looks like some kind of weird human/cat hybrid thing, or maybe it's that she's so fucking annoying in her incessant bid for attention. Either way, these pics aren't doing it for me, but maybe you'll like 'em.

Aura Kasih in FHM 2008

2009-03-29T17:00:00.001+07:00

Victoria Beckham's Armani Underwear Ads Are... Sexy?

2009-03-21T12:26:00.001+07:00

Okay, here's something that makes no sense whatsoever: Victoria Beckham actually looks hot in these new ads for Armani Underwear. I know! I don't know how they did it, but I assume it involved a complete retrofit of her robo-body, along with massive amounts of make-up, and hours upon hours of Photoshopping, because she actually looks totally doable. Seriously, I don't understand it either, but it just goes to show you that there's nothing modern science can't accomplish.

Rosario Dawson Cleavage to the Max

2009-03-21T11:38:00.001+07:00

Rosario Dawson is on the cover of the January issue of Italy's Max magazine, and so are Rosario Dawson's breasts! She really takes her cleavage to the Max! Get it? Cuz she's on Max magazine, and she's showing a lot of cleavage... Huh? Right?

Kate Hudson HOT Bikini

2009-03-21T11:23:00.001+07:00

Just about every celebrity in the world is on a beach somewhere, and the same goes for Kate Hudson. And you've got to love these Kate Hudson bikini pictures, thanks to the awesome angle from which they were taken. Kate's one of those who look better from the back than the front (not that there's anything wrong with her front) so these pictures of her ass in the air on all fours are rather rockin'.

Minka Kelly Cleavage is Awesome

2009-03-21T11:09:00.001+07:00

Friday Night Lights is the best show on TV, and now I can say that Minka Kelly is officially the hottest girl on TV. I always knew she was hot, but after seeing her at one of the Golden Globes parties, all I can say is Oh. My. God. In fact, I'm not going to say anything else. Just look at the pictures.

Whitney Port Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

2009-03-21T10:37:00.001+07:00

Okay, I admit, I've been watching The City. Yes, it's just as fake, and annoying as The Hills, but there's no Heidi, and no LC, so that's a point in it's favour. Plus, I like Whitney. She's not nearly as annoying as those other girls (not that she isn't annoying), but today we got to see Whitney Port's nipple! Again!

You might remember our first Whitney Port nipple slip, well now we've got another one, thank's to a malfunction involving Whitney Port's bikini, and her microphone pack. And if you were wondering where the microphone is... It's taped to Whitney's breast. Where do I get that job?

The other girls are super-cute Brunette City castmate "Erin," and a blonde skinny chick I do not recognize.

Adriana Lima's Bikini Secret

2009-03-21T10:32:00.001+07:00

I don't know what her secret is, but these Adriana Lima bikini pictures from the new Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog have her looking bustier than ever. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, but it seems like Adriana Lima's breasts change size more than Lindsay Lohan's. It's probably just those "chicken cutlet" bra filler things that Victoria's Secret sells, and if that's the case, they're doing a damn good job, and if that isn't the case, than Adriana Lima is doing a damn good job.

Kelly Brook's Bikini Might Be See Through

2009-03-21T10:23:00.001+07:00

I don't know what the story is behind these Kelly Brook bikini pictures, or why she's standing in front of a window, but none of that actually matters. What matters is that she looks frickin' hot, is striking some sexy ass poses, and that you might be able to see some bush through her bikini bottoms.

Amanda Bynes is Hot Pink

2009-03-20T23:32:00.001+07:00

It's been a very long time since we saw Amanda Bynes, but she was at the 14th Annual Critics Choice Awards last night, and hot damn did she look good. That tight pink number was by far the hottest look of the night, and sexy little Amanda Bynes looked damn good in it. Man, where the hell has she been?

Scarlett Johansson Should Be Mine

2009-03-20T23:24:00.001+07:00

Here's Scarlett Johansson on the cover of the February issue of Harper's Bazaar magazine. She looks good. But really, when doesn't she? It's really pretty retarded that she's married now. Especially to Ryan Reynolds, cuz I like him, and he actually doesn't seem like an asshole, so it's not really fair to make fun of him. Still, I will call him a Douchebag, if for no other reason than he took Scarlett away from me, and that is essentially what Douchebags do. They take the hot girls away from me.

Mischa Barton Posted Bikini Pictures

2009-03-20T23:19:00.001+07:00

Wow! Mischa Barton is really scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to trying to get publicity. We've already seen her posing for staged "paparazzi" bikini pictures, and now she's posting bikini pictures on her website, in a bid to get attention. I guess I'm feeding her that attention, and normally I'd feel bad about that, but I don't this time, because I doubt it's actually the kind of attention she wants. Maybe she should focus on putting out a good movie instead, but what do I know?

She also need to learn how to properly compress photos for the web to avoid all that artifacting.

You Had Me at Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures

2009-03-20T23:15:00.001+07:00

You know what's great about Olivia Munn? She loves her fans. In fact, she loves her fans so much that when the Paparazzi neglect to take pictures of her in a bikini while vacationing in Hawaii (I KNOW!!!), she makes sure to take the bikini pictures herself, and post them on her blog. She also posts lots of super funny videos and pictures on her blog, but I'll be honest, the bikini pictures are my favourites. Well, the bikini pics, and the pictures of Olivia in a fat suit.

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures Leave Me Speechless

2009-03-20T23:11:00.001+07:00

The bikinis keep on coming, and today we've got Supermodel Bar Refaeli looking Superhot in her bikini. It's kind of ridiculous how hot she is, actually. I don't even understand how you could have a conversation with her, she's so hot. I'm not saying she's dumb. She could be a Nobel prize winner, but I wouldn't be able to say one word to her, because her radiant hotness would have instantly melted my brain.

Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine January 2009

2009-03-20T23:05:00.002+07:00

I don't know how they do it, but the guys at Nuts magazine keep figuring out ways to get Lucy Pinder topless. What are their tricks? Are they buying her dinner? Taking her out to the movies? Maybe they told her that their camera could give her a simultaneous mamogram. Whatever it is, it's working, and I guess until I figure it out, I'll just have to defer to them to provide us with hot Lucy Pinder topless pictures like these.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Make Me Jealous

2009-03-20T22:46:00.001+07:00

Bikini Week keeps on keepin' on, and it would seem that today is Couples Day, what with those Jenny McCarthy bikini pictures with Jim Carrey, and now these Kelly Brook bikini pictures with her boyfriend who I don't recognize, and am too lazy to research. The point is, I am neither in a sunny place, nor holding hands with a girl in a bikini, and it's starting to get to me.

Lindsay Lohan In Nylon Magazine April 2009

2009-03-20T22:42:00.000+07:00

Nylon magazine is celebrating 10 years in business (which is pretty amazing, considering how many magazines are going out of business these days), but for the life of my, I cannot figure out why Lindsay Lohan is on the cover. They claim she's the "pin-up for new era," but unless that's the era of coke-addicted pseudo-lesbians, they're wrong. And it's not like Lindsay's had a job in a movie or TV show recently, now that her career is in the crapper, so why is she on the cover? Maybe it's her line of blow-job aiding leggings. I guess after 10 years, Nylon is finally writing about nylons.

Julia Perez Before Her Breast Surgery

2009-03-18T21:34:00.001+07:00

Bunga Citra Lestari Upskirt

2009-03-15T17:41:00.001+07:00

Alanis Weber Popular girl February 2009

2009-03-15T17:37:00.001+07:00

Marsha Timothy Popular Girl January 2009

2009-03-15T17:30:00.000+07:00

Anita Hara Popular Girl March 2009

2009-03-15T17:21:00.002+07:00

Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures Should Be More Entertaining

2009-02-28T20:51:00.001+07:00

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are probably some of the funniest people in Hollywood (or at least they used to be), so why are these Jenny McCarthy bikini pictures so boring? I'm not saying saying Jenny isn't hot, but come on, can't you give us something better than a walk along the beach? Hell, I'd even settle for a funny face from Jim Carrey at this point.

Zhang Ziyi Topless Bikini Pictures

2009-02-28T20:45:00.001+07:00

Okay, so, I think you're really going to like these Zhang Ziyi topless bikini pictures. Firstly because it's Zhang Ziyi topless, and second, because her Israeli multi-millionaire boyfriend, Aviv Nevo has his face buried in her ass! Man, I knew Jews loved their Chinese food, but this is taking it to a whole new level.

Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Sheryl Crow are Bikini Friends

2009-02-28T20:31:00.001+07:00

The first week of the year is Bikini Week here on Egotastic! and today we've got the Friends gang, and some of their friends relaxing down in Cabo. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are still looking mighty fine in their bikinis, while Sheryl Crow is still kind of scary. I never liked her. Well, I liked that first song of hers, but I was a kid, so what did I know?

I Can See Kate Bosworth's Nipples

2009-01-26T21:51:00.001+07:00

Kate Bosworth is on the cover of the new issue of Tank magazine, but it's what's inside that really caught our attention. I'm speaking, of course, about Kate Bosworth's nipples, which make quit the appearance in this issue, thanks to a very see-through blue top. Well done Kate, first nipples of 2009!

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures

2009-01-26T21:30:00.002+07:00

Oh look. It's everyone's favourite attention-starved, reality T V dropout, Kristin Cavallari. Remember when was "the shit" back when she was actually on TV. She made LC's life hell. Now LC gets paid tons of money and Kristin gets, well, none. But it's okay. Her daddy's still rich, and none of those bimbos ever really needed to get a job in the first place. Still, Kristin does love the spotlight, which is why we have these Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures.

Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures

2009-01-26T21:22:00.002+07:00

I'm not a huge fan of Chloe Sevigny, there's just something off about her. I think it's her face. But I've got to say, these Chloe Sevigny bikini pictures are alright. Especially considering some of the interesing poses we have her caught in. Oh, and she has a pretty killer body.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Start a New Year

2009-01-03T09:06:00.001+07:00

I'm not sure if starting off the year with Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures is a portent of things to come, seeing as ho we most likely started off the last year with a Lindsay Lohan bikini post, but fates be damned, it really can't get much worse than 2008. Here's hoping that 2009 kicks some serious ass! Happy New Year. I'm going to get breakfast.

Oh, and Lindsay's lookin' awful skinny these days, eh?

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Are Actually Hot

2009-01-03T08:37:00.001+07:00

The bikini pictures have been a bit on the old side lately. Hot old chicks, but still, old. Yes, over 35 is old. Deal with it. Anyway, here are some hot Kelly Brook bikini pictures. I'm pretty sure she's not over 35. If she is then my whole world view is falling apart. Anyway, her boyfriend sure is lucky, chipping a feel in the water...

Cameron Diaz Plays with Her Breasts

2009-01-02T10:59:00.002+07:00

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Aura Kasih Popular Girl December 2008

2009-01-01T15:16:00.000+07:00

Billie Piper Topless Breastfeeding Pictures

2009-01-01T14:42:00.001+07:00

First things first: I am not posting these Billie Piper topless breastfeeding pictures because they are sexy. They are not. In fact, they are probably the farthest thing from it. Thankfully, there's no actual feeding going on, like we had in those Maggie Gyllenhaal breastfeeding pictures, although Billie's nipples are absolutely ginormous. No, this post is more like a nature documentary. In fact, it reminds me a lot of some of those pictures in National Geographic, if you know what I mean.

Lily Allen is Topless Too

2009-01-01T14:29:00.001+07:00

Not content to let her tabloid headline rival, Amy Winehouse, get all the toplessness attention, Lily Allen went topless too on her holiday. Now, don't get me wrong, Lily Allen is definitely a whole hell of a lot nicer to look at than Amy Winehouse, but let's face it, being topless isn't her strong suit, though she does seem to do it a lot. Maybe we can get some topless Supermodels, or if we're keeping it British, a glam model like Keeley Hazell or Vikki Blows? Hell, I'd even settle for some Lindsay Lohan topless pictures right about now.

Danielle Lloyd Topless is What I Want for X-Mas

2009-01-01T13:39:00.001+07:00

Now here's something I wouldn't mind finding under my tree on Christmas morning: Danielle Lloyd topless! Too bad I don't actually have a Christmas tree. This is really unfair. How come there's no 8 Babes of Hanukkah? You know, I'm starting to think it's time for some new traditions. Anyway, who really wants a Christmas tree when you can have some Hanukkah bush!?

Eliza Dushku Topless Video from The Alphabet Killer - TOPLESS!!!

2009-01-01T12:03:00.001+07:00

OMFG! It's Eliza Dushku topless! I never thought I'd see the day, but Eliza Dushku has finally gone topless in her new movie The Alphabet Killer. I always knew Eliza Dushku was hot, but I had no idea. She looks incredible. And while the acting is horrible, we're really not interested in the acting. Sadly for her career, the movie was released almost direct to video, with only a very short theatrical run, but that just means we got this clip that much sooner. Awesome.

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Sexy Stephanie Seymour Swimsuit Pictures

2008-12-31T11:39:00.001+07:00

Hello Stephanie Seymour! Once again, the rule of "once a Supermodel always a Supermodel" is easily proved true in these Stephanie Seymour swimsuit pictures. Also, I believe we have a new candidate for MILF of the Century. Sure, her boobs are fake, and will never actually get old, but the rest of her is holding up really, really well. Especially that ass.

Vikki Blows Topless Pictures from Page 3

2008-12-31T11:27:00.000+07:00

Can you believe that in England they have a newspaper that has pictures of topless women on the third page of the paper!? Imagine turning the first page of your daily paper and seeing hot Vikki Blows topless pictures like these staring back at you. I know! It's a magical, magical place.

Eva Mendes is Alluring, and Kinda See Through

2008-12-31T09:53:00.001+07:00

Allure magazine kinda missed the point of having Eva Mendes in a wet T-shirt. A white wet T-shirt, no less. You'd expect to get some awesome see-through shots here, but alas, it falls just short of the mark. Still damn sexy though, but Eva Mendes does that pretty easily. I just don't understand why these women's fashion magazines refuse to cater to a more male clientel.

Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures from Nuts Magazine

2008-12-31T09:19:00.001+07:00

You know, I'm not the biggest fan of hers, and I find she usually only looks good after lots, and lots of Photoshopping, but there is something I really like about these Danielle Lloyd bikini pictures from the latest issue of Nuts magazine, and that something is Danielle Lloyd's ass. While her boobs might be completely fake, that ass is 100% real, and it's 100% awesome.

Scarlett Johansson is Gorgeous in The Spirit Premiere

2008-12-31T09:02:00.001+07:00

Once upon a time, before the constant barrage of bikini pictures and the onslaught of nipple slips, it was enough to see a pretty girl in a nice dress on the red carpet. We didn't a ton of cleavage, or see-through dresses. Sure those things are nice, but sometimes, just a bit of classic beauty is all you need. And that's just what Scarlett Johansson was at the premiere of The Spirit. Classic beauty.

Halle Berry Nipple Slip - Make That Breast Slip Pictures!

2008-12-31T08:38:00.001+07:00

HOLY MOLY!!! Check out this major Halle Berry breast slip on the set of her new movie Frankie and Alice. Now you could call this a Halle Berry nipple slip, but we're obviously getting a lot more than just Halle Berry's nipple. Hell, it's damn near full on Halle Berry topless. No idea if we'll see some full-motion Halle Berry boob action in the movie, but at least we got to see it here.

Dasha Astafieva Goes Commando, Shows You How

2008-12-31T08:25:00.001+07:00

Dasha Astafieva is (one of) Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend(s), and boy does she want you to know it. The Ukranian-born January 2009 Playmate is also the 55th Anniversary Playmate, and was on hand to celebrate Playboy's 55th birthday. Of course, like any good attention-seeking playmate (aka attention whore), Dasha wore a see-through dress, with only a black thong underneath. But wouldn't you know it, everyone could see her thong! So what's a girl to do? Well, being the quick thinker (and attention whore) that she is, Dasha promptly removed her thong... On the red carpet. Now that's a classy girl.

Heidi Klum Does GQ Italy - Now and Then

2008-12-31T08:20:00.001+07:00

Heidi Klum is featured on the cover of the January 2009 issue of GQ Italy, and while she looks good, thanks vey much to the Photoshopping efforts of the editors, it's been a while since her hay-day. And just to point it out, we've also got Heidi's 2003 photoshoot from GQ Italy, including a ton of awesome outtakes. In fact, the outtakes are even better than the photos that made it into the magazine, but that's often the case. Oh, and back in 2003 we got a whole bunch of Heidi Klum topless pictures...

Carmen Electra is a Playboy Bunny

2008-12-29T14:09:00.001+07:00

There's something about Carmen Electra dressed as a Playboy Bunny that is acully pretty damn sexy. Sure she's probably wearing more clothes in these pictures than she ever has before in her life, but that iconic outfit is just so sexy. Or maybe it's the fact that her boobs are pushed up so high it looks like they're about to strangle her. It's gotta be one of those.

Hilary Duff is Kinda Wow in Maxim January 2009

2008-12-29T11:55:00.001+07:00

So, I've pretty much gotten used to the fact that Hilary Duff is basically really hot, but it still kind of freaks me out every time. In a good way, though. Especially this time, because wow, does Hilary look good in the new issue of Maxim. We got legs. We got cleavage. What more do you want? Besides the obvious. Anyway, these are quite possibly the hottest Hilary Duff pictures we've ever seen, and I'm thinking she'll just get hotter. And hopeully next time she won't be wearing as much.

Megan Fox is Red Hot

2008-12-29T11:04:00.001+07:00

It's been a while since we've posted anything in the Megan Fox category, and since she looked pretty frickin' hot at the Spike TV Video Game Awards last night, it seemed like it was about time. I think I was actually taking for granted just how hot she really is, and after really looking at these pictures, it's like "wow, she's really, really pretty." And she also very nice teeth.

[New] Sarah Azhari & Rahma Azhari Nude Pictures

2008-12-29T09:57:00.001+07:00

Lindsay Lohan + See Through Shirt - Bra = Free Nipples

2008-12-16T21:46:00.001+07:00

Well, here's Lindsay Lohan doing what she does best: showing off her puffy nipples in a see-through shirt, while not wearing a bra. It's basically the only thing she can do now that her career has gone to complete shit. You know your life as an attention whore is over when you can't even get people to care about your fake lesbian love affair. I mean, if you had told me a couple years ago that Lindsay Lohan being a lesbian could ever be boring, I would have said you were doing too much of Lindsay's coke, and checked you into rehab myself.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Shopping Pictures

2008-12-16T21:35:00.001+07:00

Well, here's a hint of things to come: It's Audrina Patridge bikini shopping pictures. I guess that means that we can expect to see Audrina wearing her new bikini in some kind of beach / pool situation. You know, just to shake things up a little. At least we can say that Audrina is consistent. Consistently wearing bikinis. Nice.

Hot Kristen Bell Outtakes from Complex Magazine

2008-12-16T19:55:00.001+07:00

I can't believe that it's been over a year since we saw Kristen Bell in Complex magazine. That photoshoot was so hot, it's still seared into my memory. And now we've got a whole bunch of super sexy outtakes from Kristen Bell's Complex shoot, and they're just as good. It might not be quite the same as Aubrey O'Day's Complex outtakes, but still, very nice.

Jennifer Aniston Nude in GQ Magazine

2008-12-16T19:40:00.001+07:00

Oh my. Here's Jennifer Aniston nude in the new issue of GQ magazine. Obviously, the good stuff's covered up, but still. She looks pretty damn hot. Especially after all the Photoshopping. Maybe one day she'll actually show us everything, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Because then I'd die from suffocation. Because she's never going to get naked for real. Oh, and supposedly Jen is talking more shit about Angelina in her interview, but you don't really care about that, do you? This chick should really just shut up and move on.

Aubrey O'Day All Wet And On Her Knees

2008-12-16T19:30:00.000+07:00

Well, if these aren't the most appropriate pictures of Aubrey O'Day I've ever seen, then I don't know what are. It's Aubrey sopping wet, and on her knees in some behind-the-scenes pictures from her Complex magazine photoshoot (you know, the one where Aubrey O'Day was topless). If you're wondering why Aubrey looks so happy it's because she's really comfortable in that position, since she spends most of her days on her knees. I mean, how do you think she got into Puff Daddy's fake girl bad in the first place? Looks like she's getting ready for her close up money shot.

Just a Couple Olga Kurylenko Nude Pictures

2008-12-16T19:25:00.001+07:00

Here's Olga Kurylenko nude in some Finnish magazine that I don't know the name of. I'm sure these pictures are probably quite a bit old, but seeing as how I'd never seen them, and you probably hadn't either, I thought I'd share. And what with Olga being the hot new Bond girl, and one of the best, I think, there's never been a better time to post some pictures of Olga Kurylenko naked.

Jessica Biel is Topless in Powder Blue Trailer

2008-12-15T19:57:00.000+07:00

Okay. It's official. Powder Blue will be the Best. Movie. Ever. It could suck the big suck, but after seeing Jessica Biel topless as a stripper in the trailer, it doesn't matter what the movie is about, as long as it delivers those Jessica Biel nude scenes we've been promised. And if this trailer is anything to go by, I think it will deliver.

Scenes of note from the trailer: Jessica Biel smacking a wet sponge against her bare breasts, and Jessica Biel dripping wax on her bare back. Also, lots of awesome Jessica Biel ass action writhing around on stage and the stripper pole.

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Miranda Kerr Topless Makes Me Jalouse

2008-12-13T23:42:00.001+07:00

Hey, check it! Miranda Kerr is topless in the January issue of French fashion magazine, Jalouse. Yes, it's the kind of topless where you don't actually see any nipples, but still kinda sorta hot pictures. I don't know, the nerdy glasses in the pics do it for me a little. And so does Miranda Kerr's ass.

Emma Watson Nude? No Problem!

2008-12-13T23:27:00.001+07:00

For all you borderline pedophiles out there who have been waiting for the moment you finally get to see Emma Watson naked, here's a bit of hope for you to cling to: An Emma Watson nude scene isn't out of the question, the Harry Potter star told The Sunday Times.

Asked if she would strip for a role, she replied: "Yes. For Bernardo Bertolucci. It... depends. I'm not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job."

Okay, now someone please go find Bernardo Betrolucci so I can give him this script I just wrote. It's called Let's Get Emma Watson Naked and it's the touching, heartfelt story of a young woman's journey through some kind of thing where stuff happens and she has to get naked. A lot. It's totally Oscar gold.

Until my script gets picked, I supposed we'll just have to make do with these Emma Watson upskirt pictures, featuring see-through panties.

Here's Emma Watson, sadly not naked, in that issue of The Sunday Times. Sexy heels.

Jessica Biel is Super Sexy in GQ UK

2008-12-13T23:20:00.000+07:00

What can you say about Jessica Biel's beauty that hasn't already been said? I don't know, and I'm certainly not one to try. Obviously, Jessica is still as beautiful and sexy as ever, and she's showing it off in the new January 2009 issue of the UK edition of GQ magazine. Of course, this is probably the most clothes we've seen Biel wearing in a photoshoot for quite some time, but that awesome cleavage helps make up for that. Regardless, this is definitely one damn sexy spread.

Keri Russell Nipples and Bush in Details!!!??

2008-12-08T18:55:00.001+07:00

Oh. My. God. Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing? Because I think I'm seeing Keri Russell's nipples, and bush in these pictures from the new issue of Details magazine. In the top picture, you can definitely see the edge of Keri Russell's nipple peeking out from under her sheet, and in the second picture below, her shirt is see-through, and so are her panties! And not only are her panties see-through, but the combination of the flesh-tone colour, and the camel toe leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Could it be? Has the eternal good girl finally gone bad?

Isla Fisher is Hot, Recycled in FHM Australia

2008-12-08T18:41:00.001+07:00

I don't know if it's the worsening economy, the desire to "go green," or just laziness, but while these Isla Fisher pictures from the December issue of FHM Australia might be really hot, they are also really old. Of course, that isn't stopping me from posting them. If it's good enough for FHM, it's good enough for http://celebshare.blogspot.com/!, right? Evidently. Whatever, there isn't much out there today, and I'll be damned if I start listing the fucking Grammy nominations.

Elisha Cuthbert is "Sloppy Seconds"

2008-12-08T18:07:00.001+07:00

Elisha Cuthbert's ex-boyfriend, Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars hockey team has been suspended indefinitely after calling Elisha Cuthert his "sloppy seconds," reports the Toronto Sun. But to be fair, Elisha is currently dating her THIRD NHL player boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames, and before Avery, she dated Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens.
"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," a smirking Avery said after yesterday's morning skate.
"I just wanted to comment on how it has become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. But, enjoy the game tonight."
So, yeah, Avery's a total douchebag, but is calling Elisha Cuthbert sloppy seconds really something he should be suspended over? Personally, I couldn't give a shit. I haven't watched a hockey game in years. But what the hell is up with Elisha and her hockey player fetish? Pretty soon she'll be onto sloppy fourths.

Adriana Lima Has Been Enhanced

2008-12-08T17:47:00.001+07:00

Here's Adriana Lima in some new ads for Victoria's Secret, and while Adriana Lima is ridiculously hot, she's not THAT hot. I mean, she is THAT hot, in the sense that if you ever met her in person your brain would melt and run down your pants, but she's not THAT hot in that she doesn't actually have size EEE breasts, like you'd think after seeing these Adriana Lima lingerie pictures.

No, I'd say 50% (at most) of what you're seeing here is actually Adriana Lima. The other 50% is a very padded bra, make-up, and tons of Photoshop. And even though I know all this, it still doesn't matter, cuz them's some sexy pictures, Photoshop or no.

Britney Spears' Cleavage is Confusing (and Near a Nipple Slip)

2008-12-06T21:05:00.001+07:00

Okay, so for the record, I still hate Britney Spears, and think all this craziness surrounding her new album, which will suck just as bad as her last album, is retarded. Just like her. That being said, WTF is up with Britney Spears' cleavage!? You know she's just asking for a nipple slip in that outfit (and almost had one). There wasn't one, but I'm not sure that's a bad thing. You know, I really wish Britney would go back to being her crazy self, because this whole thing where she looks good is really making me uneasy.

Jessica Alba's Boobs Sell Booze

2008-12-06T20:53:00.001+07:00

Jessica Alba is picking up the Campari mantle from Eva Mendes, and shows off her curves to sell some drinks. And good for her, because I can't remember the last good movie Alba was in. No, it's far better that to have these Jessica Alba swimsuit pictures from the new Campari calendar than to watch her butcher another acting job. Anyway, I don't know if this will actually help Campari sell any more alcohol, but if it takes Jessica Alba's breasts to do it, then it's all good.

Shalom Harlow Nude in Purple Magazine

2008-12-06T20:38:00.001+07:00

Purple magazine has this feature where they get famous people, actresses, and models, to pose nude. This time we have 90s Supermodel Shalom Harlow nude. Previously we had Supermodel Angela Lindvall nude and actress Chloe Sevigny Nude. My favourite part, aside from the naked ladies, is the text that goes along with this photoshoot.
Inez van Lamweerde & Vinoodh Matadin pursue their exploration of contemporary feminine identity by asking a woman to surrender to the tradition of the nude. In this issue: Shalom Harlow, a muse.
Wow, if that isn't the most pretentious way of saying you want to take pictures of naked ladies, I don't know what is. I'm gonna have to try that one next time.

Geri Halliwell Goes Commando, Flashes Ass at Children's Award Show

2008-12-06T20:25:00.001+07:00

Oops! Looks like Geri Halliwell showed a bit too much ass at the 13th Annual British Academy Children's Awards last night. I'm not sure who wears a see-through dress to an award show for kids, but not only did Geri do that, she also went commando! Hey kids, who wants to see a beaver!?

Nikolina Pisek Topless Cellphone Pictures Leaked

2008-12-05T23:33:00.000+07:00

Like you, I had never heard of Croatian TV presenter, Nikolina Pisek, before today. But that was before these Nikolina Pisek topless cellphone pictures leaked onto the Internet. Sure, calling her a celebrity is a bit of stretch, unless you live in Croatia, but calling her hot is definitely not. Yes, it's a slow news day, but we'll take the scandal where we can get it, and it's not like Lindsay Lohan is taking topless pictures of herself with her cellphone and posting them on the Net. Even though she really, really should.

Abbey Clancy Heats Up Germany, Via FHM

2008-12-05T22:57:00.000+07:00

When it comes to super-hot British babes, there's Keeley Hazell, Vikki Blows, and Abbey Clancy. And I'm not sure who's the hottest. Okay, Keeley's the hottest, but Top 3 ain't bad, and as these crazy hot Abbey Clancy bikini pictures from FHM Germany prove, Abbey is definitely Top 3 material.

CHANTAL DEWI HEHUWAT - POPULAR Girl November 2008

2008-12-05T22:55:00.000+07:00

Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures Start the Week Off

2008-12-03T19:37:00.001+07:00

Ugh. It's another Monday morning, and that means another five days of work. And that's why you're reading http://celebshare.blogspot.com/ instead of actually doing any work. Because why actually get anything done when you can be looking at some hot ladiez. So with that in mind, here's hoping that these Danielle Lloyd bikini pictures make the start of another work week a little easier to take.

Lydia Hearst Nude in Self Service Magazine

2008-12-01T20:28:00.001+07:00

Self Service magazine is one of those mags that basically just publishes photos of naked models and calls it "High Fashion Photography." Whatever they call it, I'm cool with it. Especially when they have photos like these Lydia Heart nude pictures. I suppose she's modelling clothes here, but either she really doesn't know how to use butons (which is a pretty basic concept in modelling), or it's just a flimsy excuse to show some boobs. Either way, it works.

And just think of it this way: If you're too shy to pick up a copy of Playboy or Penthouse on the newsstands, then no one will think twice if you pick up Self Service. Except the name kind of gives away what you'll be doing in 15 minutes, and you're basically trading off being perceived as a pervert for being perceived as gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Beyonce Does Her Stupid Dance in GQ Germany

2008-12-01T20:04:00.001+07:00

Beyonce Knowles is all over the place these day doing this stupid new dance that makes her look like she's having an epileptic seizure. She calls it being "fierce," we call it being stupid. She's even taking the whole "fierce" thing so seriously that she now wants people to call her "Sasha Fierce." Yeah, she's retarded. On the other hand, she does look pretty good here in the December issue of GQ Germany. Although I don't think she needs giant underwear with bangles on them. We already know her ass is huge. We don't need the extra help.

Aubrey O'Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please!

2008-12-01T20:03:00.001+07:00

If this story is true, and it most likely is, we may soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. I figure it's probably true because Aubrey is an attention whore, and just a regular whore, too, and it's probably her life-long dream to pose naked in Playboy. Which is great, because Aubrey O'Day is also really hot. Here's what TMZ has to say about it.

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we're told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens. We're hearing there may be cats involved in the shoot -- meaning actual lion cubs, not what you're thinking.

Awesome. Now here are some pictures of Aubrey O'Day in a see-trough shirt, in which you can see her nipples.

Imogen Bailey is Australian for Hot

2008-11-30T14:01:00.002+07:00

Every now and again, we like to pop across the pond and see who's the hot new hottie in the UK. Well, according to the new Maxim UK edition, that hottie is Imogen Bailey. Though you'll have to go a lot farther than the UK to get a glimpse of Imogen, as she is actually Australian. She stars on the soap, Neighbours, and we would definitely like to be her neighbour. Okay, enough with the crappy puns. She's hot. Here's pictures.

Blake Lively's Cleavage Defies Gravity

2008-11-30T13:36:00.001+07:00

The mystery of Blake Lively's breasts continues. Last week Blake attended the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund, showing off just about as much cleavage as a girl can, and I simply can't wrap my head around the physics of it. Either she's got the perkiest damn boobs in the whole wide world, or there has been some surreptitious surgery somewhere along the line. Thing is, Blake is only 21, so either she really has been blessed, or she got breast implants in her late teens. Hmmmm....

Katy Perry Lookin Good in FHM

2008-11-30T13:17:00.002+07:00

Okay, so no there's no Katy Perry nipple slip in her appearance in the January 2009 issue of FHM magazine, but she still looks pretty damn good. The retro swimsuit thing is a bit played out, but it'll do. Of course, we still need a few more major league scandals before we can declare Katy Perry a full fledged phenomenon, but personally, I think it would be worth the wait. Can you say Katy Perry sex tape?

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures

2008-11-30T13:08:00.001+07:00

I never watched Dancing with the Stars, but after seeing these Julianne Hough bikini pictures from Shape magazine, I'm kinda wishing I had, because she is a HOTTIE! Of course, I don't think she ever actualy wore a bikini on that show, so I probably didn't miss that much.

AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Pictures

2008-11-30T12:35:00.001+07:00

If you enjoyed last week's AnnaLynne McCord nipple slip pictures, then I hope you'll enjoy these AnnaLynne McCord bikini pictures as well. There's no nipple, sadly, but there is a ton of ass. Well, not a ton, really, because she's one of the skinniest girls alive, but as far as asses go, her's is pretty nice. Especially in hat position. So here's hoping we get to see more of AnnaLynne McCord, in less clothes, and maybe after having had a cheeseburger or three.

Pamela Anderson Nude Uncensored Video from Girls Next Door

2008-11-30T11:01:00.000+07:00

Back in April, Pamela Anderson got naked, and presented Hugh Hefner with a cake on his 82nd birthday. Naturally, the scene was filmed, and later aired on an episode of The Girls Next Door. Of course, the video was censored when it aired on TV, but now we've got the uncensored video for you. And while Pamela Anderson is completely nude, and shaved, it's really not what you would have hoped. Unless you get off on women with their nipples on the top of their breasts kissing 82-year-olds.

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AnnaLynne McCord Nipple Slip Pictures

2008-11-22T19:48:00.001+07:00

Well, lookie what we have here: It's an AnnaLynne McCord nipple slip. Actually, it's another AnnaLynne McCord nipple slip, since we've already seen one AnnaLynne McCord nipple slip before. The nipple slip happened while AnnaLynne was shooting a scene for 90210 on the beach which invovled quite a bit of running. You wouldn't think such small breasts would pop out so often, but I guess AnnaLynne is just that talented. Here's hoping they don't edit this scene from the final episode...

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures from J Magazine

2008-11-22T19:29:00.001+07:00

We like Kelly Brook, and we like Kelly Brook bikini pictures even more, so isn't it great that J magazine just happens to have a whole bunch of Kelly Brook bikini pictures in their November issue. Now, if these pics look somewhat familiar, that's because we actually saw this Kelly Brook bikini photoshoot happening a while back. Of course, now we actually get to see the finished results from the main camera, rather than from the sidelines. Either way though, as long as Kelly is in a bikini, that's all that matters.

Karolina Kurkova's Belly Button: Missing!!!

2008-11-22T18:36:00.000+07:00

As if you needed more proof that Supermodels are actually clones or space aliens, just take a look at Karolina Kurkova's belly button, or lack thereof. That's right, Karolina Kurkova has no belly button. It's not an "innie" or an "outie." It's simply not there. And while this isn't actually a new condition, it did come to light once again after these Victoria's Secret bikini pictures were taken on the beach without any airbrushing afterwards. According to Page Six, magazines will Photoshop a stock belly button onto the Supermodel's navel when publishing bikini pictures of her.

"Karolina's body is amazing, but her belly button is unusual," says a catalog source. "It disappears in photos, so we keep a collection of belly button shots in different positions, and Photoshop them onto her whenever she's doing a bikini picture."

So what's the moral of the story? A) Supermodels are clones or possibly space aliens. 2) I'll use any excuse to post pictures of Supermodels in bikinis.

Oh, and... Cameltoe!